WOW! It must be MARILYN MONROE! I thought nothing could top seeing Jay Leno (because Jay Leno is great!) or that French philosopher in my lint, so this was a surprise! Are my missing socks really being ground up into celebrities, philosophers and Tonight Show hosts?*
In any case, this one’s for sale. Click here if you want to get your very own Mari"lint" Monroe!
If you just want to navigate off this page into something completely normal and not bordering on the questionable at all, click here.**
*Rhetorical question. Do not answer.
**Good luck with that.Seriously, you should know me better by now.