WOW! JAY LENO LINT FROM MY MISSING SOCKS!

• Copy of JAY LENO LINT!
  
• I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!
  
• I cleaned the lint from my dryer (which is probably from all those ground up missing socks) and found a ball of lint that looked exactly like Jay Leno!
  
• What a find!
• Original bought by the Jimmy Kimmel Show, but not shown on TV- darn it!
• Don't worry, you too can get your own copy of Jay Leno Lint.
  
• Click here for your own Jay Leno Lint.
• Click here for something else.

If missing socks turn into lint, then lint turns into

Queen of the Lint

Imagine my surprise! The Queen of the Lint emerged from my lint screen on August 20, 2008!* She's shown here with her crown and royal robe collar. And she can be all yours!
All your lint dreams and aspirations can come true.

YES! I'll pay any price...well, almost.
No thanks. What else you got?


*Queen of the Lint is probably
made from ground up socks in the dryer,
if you believe Carla's Theory #4

Nice single dress sock seeks mate

• I am an attractive, black sock.
  
• I am on the dressy side.
  
• I love to take walks.
  
• I like the better kind of casual dress, or formal shoes.
• I still have a lot of elastic left at the top and there are no holes in my toes or heels.
  
• I am a morning, noon and night sock. Is there another out there, just like me? Anywhere? What about another, fairly similar?
  
• Mens, Size 9-11. Over the calf.
• Give me a chance!
• No thanks, I'm looking for something else.