tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44638245729983288882024-03-05T02:41:47.101-08:00Socks Without Mates: Lint Without LoveEverybody's got them. Those mysterious, unmatched socks that hang around in a basket for years until they get thrown away. But that's a sad end to a perfectly good sock who only needs its mate. I've got lots of socks without mates and I bet you do, too. Let's see if we can get them together and they can live happily ever after.
And since the lost socks may have been ground up into lint, and sometimes they show up in my lint screen as random characters - they're here looking for a new home, too.Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-952859947532203642009-05-26T09:46:00.000-07:002009-05-26T09:52:50.584-07:00Lint Goes Literary!An updated version of the book and film classic! <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1nNaq_RxSk69El1F6-lzd9GnPmp0WVT8UVyOifUZGqqO9cf7W95S15LpnDAuwRQ_YTGmkmhPOYSlCMMMuc9818rTYFJ5C8GXv0tgEjei19jFB9lGc5E2Uw3eftiQ54f5nXRYalqVIrdI/s1600-h/test.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 353px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1nNaq_RxSk69El1F6-lzd9GnPmp0WVT8UVyOifUZGqqO9cf7W95S15LpnDAuwRQ_YTGmkmhPOYSlCMMMuc9818rTYFJ5C8GXv0tgEjei19jFB9lGc5E2Uw3eftiQ54f5nXRYalqVIrdI/s400/test.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340176023343505554" /></a>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-89737381193540401372009-05-04T10:35:00.000-07:002009-05-04T11:04:00.541-07:00IT MUST BE HILLARY CLINTON! I mean, "Lint"on<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-hv6l0cZ3H27bqArP3e_VqbSBm0xkr5jPpWwWKzxl015JOFfc2ADMVipoG6_F91kd0oj_6KCfz6DNiPhv1KafRQanz6KclQNjuMR0gVk7vn3k9-TLEjHqCtcsh4apO0YObJMVUQKAptk/s1600-h/test.jpeg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-hv6l0cZ3H27bqArP3e_VqbSBm0xkr5jPpWwWKzxl015JOFfc2ADMVipoG6_F91kd0oj_6KCfz6DNiPhv1KafRQanz6KclQNjuMR0gVk7vn3k9-TLEjHqCtcsh4apO0YObJMVUQKAptk/s320/test.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332025401563487042" /></a><br />Well, it could be. <br /><br />Right?<br /><br />I must say, this lint person had me stumped at first, but I'm pretty sure it's Hillary Clinton. The hairstyle, the clothes - it's got to be her. <br /><br />Either that, or my Aunt Beulah. Oh, wait. I don't have an Aunt Beulah. <br /><br />So it's Hillary "Lint"on for sure.Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-82090951982800454702009-04-22T14:10:00.000-07:002009-04-22T14:17:49.448-07:00AMAZING! It's "Lint" Eastwood! ! ! Made my day!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGEGsickHJO7PBPPfprC0Yu48BP2FQPwmnhYZNK2MbGYCpiMU7tVQ9MkNZMqOMjH3uwySYKSleuJ3ntQwDOCA7f4ij9bjj4lLgGPYDadJfm9WHkdDAd7QXi9xtqP4-8hofTovG4HGhC48/s1600-h/test.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGEGsickHJO7PBPPfprC0Yu48BP2FQPwmnhYZNK2MbGYCpiMU7tVQ9MkNZMqOMjH3uwySYKSleuJ3ntQwDOCA7f4ij9bjj4lLgGPYDadJfm9WHkdDAd7QXi9xtqP4-8hofTovG4HGhC48/s320/test.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327627348300818674" /></a><br /><br />Well. Just when I think it's safe to clean the lint screen, this is what happens. I don't know about you, but I'm almost expecting it to say something about making his day.<br /><br />But I'm hoping that these lint people don't start talking to me.<span style="font-style:italic;"> That</span> would be a bit over the top.Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-59380564085569510502009-04-21T17:39:00.000-07:002009-04-21T17:44:20.956-07:00Land of Lost Socks<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjgq1bQ8jwSMZ4iO1ytxONKW8UTHqstbRdXdutXo4_LcRpNpbVHbo_RC9JyMo56p4ID8VHAzH-NPcHGxH8GLkEmir5Qxyga1VFccUFkoOEV3nhSudqDP_pW-n1Uf8LEQtjPsvK7DUFdAI/s1600-h/The_Land_of_Lost_Socks3ljDetail.png"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjgq1bQ8jwSMZ4iO1ytxONKW8UTHqstbRdXdutXo4_LcRpNpbVHbo_RC9JyMo56p4ID8VHAzH-NPcHGxH8GLkEmir5Qxyga1VFccUFkoOEV3nhSudqDP_pW-n1Uf8LEQtjPsvK7DUFdAI/s320/The_Land_of_Lost_Socks3ljDetail.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327309432206656402" /></a><br /><br /><br />My husband of the theory of lost socks (see sidebar) found this T-Shirt for me on Shirt Woot. (Great site, different T-Shirt each day) This just may explain where all the socks go once they leave your house. You can see the vortex at the top where they come down and join the fun. No wonder they disappear!Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-41840459936600489142009-04-15T12:58:00.000-07:002009-04-15T13:15:31.574-07:00Marilyn Monroe!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkE6dolIlZa1J7TLUyI_XF224MRicMn7udggDrIoV1kBGnqumUNwWIRuDGYOf9SYqKOTIrVlqF9BDIAZWNN25zN2ctniIFd_rOk4jnVszdxE0Lbw17c2YzMpoHhzc8FXYBARi7NgiIo5g/s1600-h/test.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 163px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkE6dolIlZa1J7TLUyI_XF224MRicMn7udggDrIoV1kBGnqumUNwWIRuDGYOf9SYqKOTIrVlqF9BDIAZWNN25zN2ctniIFd_rOk4jnVszdxE0Lbw17c2YzMpoHhzc8FXYBARi7NgiIo5g/s320/test.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325011071413361458" border="0" /></a>
<br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CCOMPAQ%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">WOW!</span></span> <span style="font-size:130%;">It must be <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >MARILYN MONROE!</span><span style="font-size:180%;"> </span></span><span style=";font-size:180%;" > </span><span style="font-size:130%;">I thought nothing could top seeing Jay Leno (because Jay Leno is great!) or that French philosopher in my lint, so this was a surprise!</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> Are my missing socks really being ground up into celebrities, philosophers and Tonight Show hosts?*</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:130%;">In any case, this one’s for sale. Click <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110377611373">here</a> if you want to get your very own </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mari"lint" Monroe! </span></span>
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<br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:130%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:130%;">If you just want to navigate off this page into something completely normal and not bordering on the questionable at all, click <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=110342808088">here</a>.**</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p>
<br /></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">*<span style="font-size:78%;">Rhetorical question. Do not answer.</span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8;"><span style="font-size:78%;">**Good luck with that.Seriously, you should know me better by now.</span> <o:p></o:p></span></p> Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-64009268033906867652009-03-31T13:15:00.000-07:002009-03-31T13:20:53.147-07:00AMAZING! Michel Foucault Lint Found in Texas dryer<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7odMLnlgxCEKuJJMJMYm7zqMiKBEyC423p6eP3g1AloeoOAsJtGTXewlQ2j6AmWu0Mab4Su8EA9NLbkE9UuN20tq11H60KiU-q7Jp7xwNFbog-CZNU60HnpjAYvoNlmzPDWU3KZMbw0A/s1600-h/teswt.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 247px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7odMLnlgxCEKuJJMJMYm7zqMiKBEyC423p6eP3g1AloeoOAsJtGTXewlQ2j6AmWu0Mab4Su8EA9NLbkE9UuN20tq11H60KiU-q7Jp7xwNFbog-CZNU60HnpjAYvoNlmzPDWU3KZMbw0A/s320/teswt.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319448422223024034" border="0" /></a><br />Who knew.<br /><br />If the face of a French philosopher (1926-1984) had to appear in the lint in someone's dryer, I guess it's better that it's mine.<br /><br />Someone else might think it looked like Mr. Potato Head's more intellectual relative and leave it at that.<br /><br />But no, I'd recognize that direct, discerning stare anywhere.<br /><br />This one's not for sale - I'm sending it to my cousin who appreciates controversial French philosophers.<br /><br />Don't you, Judy?Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-11036631670169845522008-10-23T17:03:00.000-07:002008-11-18T17:32:54.990-08:00Make Your Own Lint Person Kit<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaoJeNJJcAcYauIOkW6tooa6vqgD6UTvdOYfgi5OBD2vkl7chkYfgrcS1_RC3HmQh4N6dtcNP_FuD8LFldLLwaDGOjDT6jdwVJLXDkgK1UBwPD8O5UboVoA1vXq4mNV81NQP-rss3NWrE/s1600-h/Lint.person.kit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaoJeNJJcAcYauIOkW6tooa6vqgD6UTvdOYfgi5OBD2vkl7chkYfgrcS1_RC3HmQh4N6dtcNP_FuD8LFldLLwaDGOjDT6jdwVJLXDkgK1UBwPD8O5UboVoA1vXq4mNV81NQP-rss3NWrE/s200/Lint.person.kit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260504920697197762" border="0" /></a><br />Ever wonder if you could make your own lint person? <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />GOOD NEWS!</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>You certainly can! Just click on the link below to get your very Make Your Own Lint Person Kit.<br /><br />Each kit includes:<br /><ul><li>Fresh Dryer Lint<br /></li><li>Authentic Googly eyes</li><li>Special clear container originally meant to hold a golf ball but works just as well for lint people<br /></li><li>lots of other things (some not shown)</li></ul>Of course, you can use your own lint, but I have a wide variety, including soft, clean various colored lint from my mother's dryer, as well as scary, dirty lint with dog, cat and human hair interspersed with dust mite remains and assorted allergens, both seen and unseen.<br /><br />And all for a reasonable price,<span style="font-size:78%;"> plus only slightly outrageous shipping and handling fees</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >So, go ahead, get yours today! </span><br /><br /><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110303459277&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">THANKS! WHAT A GREAT IDEA! </a><br /><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110294529022&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT"><br />No, thanks, I'm really in the mood for something not lint like.</a>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-83402477682655554762008-10-04T14:46:00.000-07:002008-10-04T14:53:26.447-07:00Socks Without Mates Basket<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNQ_gvZ85svlIqGu7z3-CcKZ25Jtj3SPusiAgKeDECQC6q1e0xE-Y1N3mChBlJyHPu2KQckpfOaHYF-R_cqQcxsDvHBKSrllmSX-PmEBhCBYu-Klh5vP6CKmLopArswBXm9S83fYBmLGo/s1600-h/sock.basket.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNQ_gvZ85svlIqGu7z3-CcKZ25Jtj3SPusiAgKeDECQC6q1e0xE-Y1N3mChBlJyHPu2KQckpfOaHYF-R_cqQcxsDvHBKSrllmSX-PmEBhCBYu-Klh5vP6CKmLopArswBXm9S83fYBmLGo/s200/sock.basket.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253419120654770322" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">GOOD NEWS!</span> Socks without mates now offered in <span style="font-weight: bold;">bulk.</span> Twenty plus socks, HUGE variety, and price includes basket! If you don't find a match among your socks, they also make great sock puppets (accessories not included.)<br /><br />If interested, click <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110296236806&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">here</a><br /><br />If not, try<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110294529022&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT"> this </a>instead!Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-36928326398968601232008-09-29T16:30:00.001-07:002008-09-29T16:53:31.012-07:00Flower Girl Sock<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlFQgRA1qElgg0TEiBs-MezpyzwS6Sa1Di_yTtKY77qKD93jb7NUWNQrWuOzm2ekugGMIfAWByZW-lSbVjmFl-V2MBmHF53RTKkAWOPg4umO1k7ztP4qGglSAaCJBnvNy8Olld-ps_LPQ/s1600-h/Sock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlFQgRA1qElgg0TEiBs-MezpyzwS6Sa1Di_yTtKY77qKD93jb7NUWNQrWuOzm2ekugGMIfAWByZW-lSbVjmFl-V2MBmHF53RTKkAWOPg4umO1k7ztP4qGglSAaCJBnvNy8Olld-ps_LPQ/s200/Sock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251589930237283570" border="0" /></a>Okay, technically it should read girl's flower sock, or sock with flowers, since no bride would allow this to be worn at a wedding. No offense to the perfectly nice sock. Looks like a pre-teen girl's sock, black, with little flowers embroidered on it. Mateless. Has been for a quite awhile, since I think my youngest outgrew this several years ago.<br /><br />If you've got a match click <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110294523959">here.</a><br /><br />Otherwise, you might be interested in <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110293707848&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">this.</a><br /><br />Or not.Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-25364058668727505592008-08-24T17:20:00.001-07:002008-11-20T23:56:17.134-08:00WOW! JAY LENO LINT FROM MY MISSING SOCKS!<ul><li><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh02sPF96CkZT7Ximn6IgTbMKp2hvkskAHlNmdksUQGfCHbR70wtbDcFWBz-2EkzQflWdes8lWypFuLPkMQ657M4iGBerJR816XJGPcKwjUxynePpo4N0ZnAWJnjwxxcyy6tPOidQzya1A/s1600-h/Leno.lint.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh02sPF96CkZT7Ximn6IgTbMKp2hvkskAHlNmdksUQGfCHbR70wtbDcFWBz-2EkzQflWdes8lWypFuLPkMQ657M4iGBerJR816XJGPcKwjUxynePpo4N0ZnAWJnjwxxcyy6tPOidQzya1A/s200/Leno.lint.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238243798836631522" border="0" /></a><span>Copy of</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> JAY LENO LINT!</span><br /></li><li>I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!<br /></li><li>I cleaned the lint from my dryer (which is probably from all those ground up missing socks) and found a ball of lint that looked exactly like Jay Leno!<br /></li><li>What a find!</li><li>Original bought by the Jimmy Kimmel Show, but not shown on TV- darn it!</li><li>Don't worry, you too can get your own copy of Jay Leno Lint.<br /></li><li><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110314769126&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">Click here for your own Jay Leno Lint.</a></li><li><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110314769126&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">Click here for something else.</a></li></ul>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-42168307451954816242008-08-24T17:04:00.000-07:002009-04-04T18:04:18.930-07:00If missing socks turn into lint, then lint turns into<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyyFDUZsD0ApW0hODHFVhCpvBtFQfl19ViNhQrs3qF3Fk61kTErZgzK662awrRk0xJEM808QcY1bFf5nmJNrAmyoCjODsmt0gBOPmBGzf92urp_8LDT9kHJdrdNMaH2OxOt5xNjQsWFQs/s1600-h/Lint.queen.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyyFDUZsD0ApW0hODHFVhCpvBtFQfl19ViNhQrs3qF3Fk61kTErZgzK662awrRk0xJEM808QcY1bFf5nmJNrAmyoCjODsmt0gBOPmBGzf92urp_8LDT9kHJdrdNMaH2OxOt5xNjQsWFQs/s200/Lint.queen.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238239844565173618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Queen of the Lint<br /><br /></span><span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span>Imagine my surprise! The Queen of the Lint emerged from my lint screen on August 20, 2008!* She's shown here with her crown and royal robe collar. And she can be all yours!<br />All your lint dreams and aspirations can come true.</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110283079102"><br /></a></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110373099590">YES! I'll pay any price...well, almost.</a><br /><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110281182400&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">No thanks. What else you got?</a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><br />*Queen of the Lint is probably<br />made from ground up socks in the dryer,<br />if you believe Carla's Theory #4<br /></span></span></span></span>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-32472971899377565602008-08-23T09:17:00.000-07:002008-08-23T09:31:16.779-07:00Nice single dress sock seeks mate<ul><li><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF55m8QO1Se08eD46Dfq8Nb3pEz2MQzXVnoSLT9Zm3qTMOnpRpbGPIIiC_lCS-MXRQvDp5KZ_70i7489D0dswxQaKEKnKvVaV8hegOpV4MeO3mSOvaP2xi28AE5s4LQEg27UIcI_GmiPk/s1600-h/black.sock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF55m8QO1Se08eD46Dfq8Nb3pEz2MQzXVnoSLT9Zm3qTMOnpRpbGPIIiC_lCS-MXRQvDp5KZ_70i7489D0dswxQaKEKnKvVaV8hegOpV4MeO3mSOvaP2xi28AE5s4LQEg27UIcI_GmiPk/s200/black.sock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237749651217464130" border="0" /></a> I am an attractive, black sock.<br /></li><li>I am on the dressy side.<br /></li><li>I love to take walks.<br /></li><li>I like the better kind of casual dress, or formal shoes.</li><li> I still have a lot of elastic left at the top and there are no holes in my toes or heels.<br /></li><li>I am a morning, noon and night sock. Is there another out there, just like me? Anywhere? What about another, fairly similar?<br /></li><li>Mens, Size 9-11. Over the calf.</li><li><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110282640476">Give me a chance!</a></li><li><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110281182400&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">No thanks, I'm looking for something else.</a><br /></li></ul>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-17600454481794139442008-06-20T14:40:00.000-07:002008-08-19T18:23:51.146-07:001 is the Loneliest Number<a style="font-weight: bold;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8Pbfg5Eq2u2uU6hSc5ubycEesyrnVvi5P7hg0qoYPxhesp5xh2A8IN5mfa4e6rDeB21Sk9ANsDkZaLkZXtiEyrpZSuAC_iHgTLFvIgp5ex5qIMe66DaD_70D2nFrESNEegm7RErj9i8A/s1600-h/Red.sock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8Pbfg5Eq2u2uU6hSc5ubycEesyrnVvi5P7hg0qoYPxhesp5xh2A8IN5mfa4e6rDeB21Sk9ANsDkZaLkZXtiEyrpZSuAC_iHgTLFvIgp5ex5qIMe66DaD_70D2nFrESNEegm7RErj9i8A/s200/Red.sock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214082265077863010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">S</span><span style="font-size:180%;">UCCESS STORY! </span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Grey Tube Sock is not alone anymore! It waited patiently for its partner, and now, thanks to the internet, a compassionate surfer (of the internet ) and the US mail, it will now spend the rest of its natural (or unnatural for that matter) life as a duo. Thank you so much! </span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />1 is the loneliest number - at least, that's what Grey Tube Sock with red elastic thingy at the top thinks. (One size appears to fit all, androgynously). No fool in the numbers game, it knows something is missing. Moreover, it knows what that something is. So please, please internet audience, help this lonely sock find its mate.<br /><br /><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110281182400&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">For another possible success story, completely unrelated to socks, click here</span></a>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-59763278060232244622008-06-17T06:17:00.000-07:002008-08-23T12:40:01.869-07:00Beige Beauty Begs for Buddy!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilxQJXVqC0CGfFSws9bgfq7x_ibxQuUBYpU_9igjBop5SsQ67Rnqokkvsl1Qsdddsz3JZh8gklAsDc2upJDScNGOE11BQncuvZDwQ-p_lt36Cwy5ArOyJEO6BXGsmf9T67qYpGmla71TU/s1600-h/beige.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilxQJXVqC0CGfFSws9bgfq7x_ibxQuUBYpU_9igjBop5SsQ67Rnqokkvsl1Qsdddsz3JZh8gklAsDc2upJDScNGOE11BQncuvZDwQ-p_lt36Cwy5ArOyJEO6BXGsmf9T67qYpGmla71TU/s200/beige.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212839155485089602" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">HAPPILY EVER AFTER STORY! Beige beauty is on her way to a complete life on the west coast! She can't believe her luck and good fortune! </span><br /><br />This old sock has plenty of life left in it, but it needs another like it to make its life complete.<br /><ul><li>Size 6 or 7</li><li>Women's<br /></li><li>Elastic intact</li><li>A good wash should take out the sole stains.</li><li><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Since this one is taken, what can I look forward to?</span><br /></li></ul>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-11360017875810368962008-06-14T12:49:00.000-07:002008-08-02T19:54:50.746-07:00Size 5, Women's/Young Lady's, Comfy and Orangey pink?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtMth5Rjqsq948eVhni07KhAPTr0v9K5KhX0IJeZ9XvpRMmnAZJr-mYn1cCjikjFVbZPIygIrXctBEb611TLyBP8e9WWTtZzLrXLFmWGhAElayWDZ7wYntMP1z9yphjrxTZJXKKgzrmQg/s1600-h/Orange.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 146px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtMth5Rjqsq948eVhni07KhAPTr0v9K5KhX0IJeZ9XvpRMmnAZJr-mYn1cCjikjFVbZPIygIrXctBEb611TLyBP8e9WWTtZzLrXLFmWGhAElayWDZ7wYntMP1z9yphjrxTZJXKKgzrmQg/s200/Orange.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211827963743665858" border="0" /></a><br />What can we say, except - why wait for winter to find a mate for this one?<br />Stylish, comfortable and barely worn.<br />Its mate has to be out there somewhere.<br />It just has to.<br /><br />If you have the mate, or even if you don't and would like to give this sock a home, please click the link below.<br /><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110262205145"><br /></a><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110276379119&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">Yes! I want this sock! Can't live without it!</a>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-12017079047696932762008-06-12T09:18:00.000-07:002008-08-02T19:56:15.487-07:00Napoleon Dynamite Sock is Lonely!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7N5rTrIPbpstbGCw2eaJJ4gYhl_yZbKIgfrABJgmiR5Ww62OefNFh371B98RH7oRaZldxvT_Dw7bvTXW_o0WtlYzEdGIhNdhzIQ-sMdJtQVmpQDDvAG9_lCiR38lwvVB8OKWWiGoHLps/s1600-h/Green.sock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7N5rTrIPbpstbGCw2eaJJ4gYhl_yZbKIgfrABJgmiR5Ww62OefNFh371B98RH7oRaZldxvT_Dw7bvTXW_o0WtlYzEdGIhNdhzIQ-sMdJtQVmpQDDvAG9_lCiR38lwvVB8OKWWiGoHLps/s200/Green.sock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211031262908959346" border="0" /></a><br /><ul><li>Don't let its youthful appearance fool you! This sock has been around.<br /></li><li>Green, pink, blue and brown plaid</li><li>Size 5-7?<br /></li><li>Looks like a girl's sock, but who knows. Guys like Napoleon too. He's Dynamite.</li><li>Click this<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110276379114&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT"> link</a> if you're interested in getting together.<br /></li><li>Non-matching socks welcome to buy.<br /></li></ul>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-86569979981653976232008-06-11T09:57:00.000-07:002008-08-02T19:54:09.665-07:00Single, White Low Cut Seeks Sole Mate<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilfKaFvE9aQrPKJiUlds9w3xBwQ7oo7_aF0DB5weT5j8vdWPDMClCPX3B3pEPAyKZO7UPeJLrPWtT3TamGy8K0X0IVEBoGRnV_2PFSer-qgaRMgg4ZPzFbxu137sycR6FEElJrAfOj80E/s1600-h/white.sock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilfKaFvE9aQrPKJiUlds9w3xBwQ7oo7_aF0DB5weT5j8vdWPDMClCPX3B3pEPAyKZO7UPeJLrPWtT3TamGy8K0X0IVEBoGRnV_2PFSer-qgaRMgg4ZPzFbxu137sycR6FEElJrAfOj80E/s320/white.sock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210672293626865618" border="0" /></a><br /><ul><li>Single, White Low Cut Androgynous sock.<br /></li><li>Grey and yellow accents.<br /></li><li>"Large" and what looks like a letter "G" printed on sole of sock.<br /></li><li>Excellent, like new condition.<br /></li><li>Seeks mate with similar characteristics.<br /></li><li>Probably size 9-11.<br /></li><li>If interested, only<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110276379120&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT"> </a><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110276379120&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">$1.00.</a></li></ul>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4463824572998328888.post-42710712394355225592008-06-10T11:27:00.000-07:002008-08-02T19:55:36.359-07:00Single Plaid Men's Size 9-11<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfNpVTvUyiVna8-2Ud8T3omZC3laJYpyzLaF1YEyYw5614SUCbZWpO6Owe4viqz5DQT_yON22VTGqjlOUtyMQDnsLRKb6TBsj8nCVPrhHuKXMu4qFmEnEx3CdA7acYUjQR_pcpgdUJbEo/s1600-h/Sock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfNpVTvUyiVna8-2Ud8T3omZC3laJYpyzLaF1YEyYw5614SUCbZWpO6Owe4viqz5DQT_yON22VTGqjlOUtyMQDnsLRKb6TBsj8nCVPrhHuKXMu4qFmEnEx3CdA7acYUjQR_pcpgdUJbEo/s320/Sock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210673015249617826" border="0" /></a><br /><ul><li>Single, grey, brown and black plaid men's sock, size 9-11 looking for mate.<br /></li><li>Slightly worn heel.<br /></li><li>If you match description (or even if you don't), I'm yours for <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=110276379118&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT">$1.00 </a>plus shipping and handling.</li></ul>Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05531121822695007008noreply@blogger.com1