1 is the Loneliest Number

SUCCESS STORY!

Grey Tube Sock is not alone anymore! It waited patiently for its partner, and now, thanks to the internet, a compassionate surfer (of the internet ) and the US mail, it will now spend the rest of its natural (or unnatural for that matter) life as a duo. Thank you so much!




1 is the loneliest number - at least, that's what Grey Tube Sock with red elastic thingy at the top thinks. (One size appears to fit all, androgynously). No fool in the numbers game, it knows something is missing. Moreover, it knows what that something is. So please, please internet audience, help this lonely sock find its mate.

For another possible success story, completely unrelated to socks, click here

Beige Beauty Begs for Buddy!

HAPPILY EVER AFTER STORY! Beige beauty is on her way to a complete life on the west coast! She can't believe her luck and good fortune!

This old sock has plenty of life left in it, but it needs another like it to make its life complete.

• Size 6 or 7
• Women's
  
• Elastic intact
• A good wash should take out the sole stains.
• Since this one is taken, what can I look forward to?
  

Size 5, Women's/Young Lady's, Comfy and Orangey pink?

What can we say, except - why wait for winter to find a mate for this one?
Stylish, comfortable and barely worn.
Its mate has to be out there somewhere.
It just has to.

If you have the mate, or even if you don't and would like to give this sock a home, please click the link below.

Yes! I want this sock! Can't live without it!

Napoleon Dynamite Sock is Lonely!

• Don't let its youthful appearance fool you! This sock has been around.
  
• Green, pink, blue and brown plaid
• Size 5-7?
  
• Looks like a girl's sock, but who knows. Guys like Napoleon too. He's Dynamite.
• Click this link if you're interested in getting together.
  
• Non-matching socks welcome to buy.
  

Single, White Low Cut Seeks Sole Mate

• Single, White Low Cut Androgynous sock.
  
• Grey and yellow accents.
  
• "Large" and what looks like a letter "G" printed on sole of sock.
  
• Excellent, like new condition.
  
• Seeks mate with similar characteristics.
  
• Probably size 9-11.
  
• If interested, only $1.00.

Single Plaid Men's Size 9-11

• Single, grey, brown and black plaid men's sock, size 9-11 looking for mate.
  
• Slightly worn heel.
  
• If you match description (or even if you don't), I'm yours for $1.00 plus shipping and handling.